Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #2308
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
Quote #3838
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #29975
…the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
Quote #6905
When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
Quote #15495
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.
Quote #16994
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Quote #31102
Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others, reaches us so deep...
Quote #13865
Common sense is not so common.