Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #2308
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
Quote #952
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #27264
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #31490
I always have a quotation for everything– it saves original thinking.
Quote #29255
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #14651
He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the...