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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Those people have seen something. What it is I do not know and I...
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But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is...
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I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the...
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Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into...
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If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but...