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Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
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The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #23845
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare it is...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
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The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person — her...