Quote #34524
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
Quote #27218
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
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God never built a Christian strong enough to carry today’s duties and tomorrow’s anxieties...
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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #3722
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...