Quote #11245
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...
Quote #28420
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #26064
The elegance of honesty needs no adornment.
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #11616
If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #24540
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Quote #2990
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
Quote #4269
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.