Quote #27773
There is no reason for anyone in the country, for anyone except a police...
Quote #34088
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #4474
The man who runs may fight again.
Quote #26782
I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
Quote #33263
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards they try to have more things,...
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #3490
LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune.
Quote #27580
If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
Quote #16557
Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...