Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
Quote #32490
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #25751
No, no, you’re not thinking, you’re just being logical.
Quote #3581
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web...
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #30663
You see things and you say ‘Why’ But I dream things that never were...
Quote #30134
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Quote #22704
‘Tis not the dying for a faith that’s so hard, Master Harry — every...
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...