Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Quote #23191
No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him...
Quote #15468
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
Quote #6981
We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
Quote #3922
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
Quote #8564
Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime,...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #125
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
Quote #26542
The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that...