Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #26317
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Quote #25789
Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #5063
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Quote #22647
We never know the worth of water ’til the well is dry.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #10051
Dreams come a size too big so that we may grow into them.
Quote #18590
Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties...
Quote #33735
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...