Quote #4235
The gods help them that help themselves.
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #3588
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #17524
Education is the movement from darkness to light.
Quote #5877
Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which...
Quote #29339
Real learning comes about when the competitive spirit has ceased.