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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a...
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I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
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The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts...
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Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your...
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Why should we think upon things that are lovely? Because thinking determines life. It...