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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward...
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My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed...
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Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of...
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Friends are born, not made.
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We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity.
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The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
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If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...