Quote #2761
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #14577
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote #16583
There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and...
Quote #24748
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #11438
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
Quote #25545
The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me...