Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #30506
Fear not, provided you fear but if you fear not, then fear.
Quote #1282
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Quote #6825
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Quote #32096
Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product...
Quote #13341
Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Quote #29567
You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...