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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to...
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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Treat a man as he appears to be, and you make him worse. But...
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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready...
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Heaven-born, the soul a heavenward course must hold beyond the world she soars the...
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #3245
…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...