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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Yesterday’s the past and tomorrow’s the future. Today is a gift – which is...
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The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.
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My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to...
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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
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He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...