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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
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Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
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Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
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Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
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Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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Ill feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when youve gone over...
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever...