Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
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One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people...
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #18646
No answer is also an answer.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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The great masses of the people… will more easily fall victims to a great...
Quote #26647
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
Quote #31966
I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that...