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We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
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Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
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It is not enough to be busy the question is what are we busy...
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Lonely people talking to each other can make each other lonelier.
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The more you know, the less you need to show.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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With true friends…even water drunk together is sweet enough.