Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #10370
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Quote #5619
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Quote #34804
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
Quote #33054
The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.
Quote #2464
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your...
Quote #1238
MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest...
Quote #167
Go ahead, make my day.