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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #7773
Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of...
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Well, spring sprang. We’ve had our state of grace and our little gift of...
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What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
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Happiness hates the timid So does science
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Time heals what reason cannot.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...