Quote #11121
We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #27319
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #1010
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #6291
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Quote #661
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...