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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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A man who is afraid of death will be afraid of life also, because...
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
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In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...