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True happiness is of a retired nature, and an enemy to pomp and noise...
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It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
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Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
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In whatever one does, there must be a relationship between the eye and the...
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How can a guy hit and think at the same time
Quote #19261
The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie...