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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I...
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A witty saying proves nothing.
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to...
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Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for...
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He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.