Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #16231
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Quote #27490
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
Quote #16113
Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three alone lead life to sovereign power.
Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #7304
The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her...
Quote #33058
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I...
Quote #29542
The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.
Quote #24498
Liberty is one of the most valuable blessings that Heaven has bestowed upon mankind.