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All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are...
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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To the question whether I am a pessimist or an optimist, I answer that...
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The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
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We like someone because. We love someone although.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.