Quote #28180
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #7205
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
Quote #6636
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #12831
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
Quote #34683
‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #33165
It is the contention of this observer that few homicides due to shooting could...
Quote #2211
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...