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You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
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How can a guy hit and think at the same time
Quote #25578
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
Quote #22906
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Quote #13112
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth…
Quote #21406
Just a hurried line…to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast...
Quote #27262
Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights...
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)