Quote #12543
Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
Quote #6787
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
Quote #1292
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Quote #34343
It’s cabin fever season people, that time of year when four walls feel like...
Quote #28354
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #21973
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #9536
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
Quote #1763
The world began when I was born and the world is mine to win
Quote #11289
An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.