Quote #5779
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found...
Quote #31681
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
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It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
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Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your...
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Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not,...
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The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of...
Quote #19304
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.