Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #21873
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
Quote #7345
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
Quote #24964
They came out in the millions to show their dogged support for the woman...
Quote #7302
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Quote #11106
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Quote #23206
Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life.
Quote #26071
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have...