Quote #9863
I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #14183
One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...
Quote #22300
Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Quote #23564
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #24273
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #10550
What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person...