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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...
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Blade There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Dr. Karen Jenson Like what...
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Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one...
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A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
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Ricky Let’s drop it. Let’s ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you...
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Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after...