Quote #2494
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #19688
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
Quote #18738
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your...
Quote #22957
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #22379
He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #20023
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.