Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #8724
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #24071
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #1616
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Quote #11250
A stumble may prevent a fall.
Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...