Quote #442
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
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A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #28283
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #16559
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #5608
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #21445
Toleration is the greatest gift of mind, it requires that same effort of the...
Quote #11475
Even the longest day has its end.