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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #19823
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the...
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We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
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Television is the triumph of machine over people.
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If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #30123
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...