Quote #34691
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #16561
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #33997
There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
Quote #24357
The patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #11344
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #7780
I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
Quote #7986
Curiosity was a form of lust, a wandering cupidity of the eye and the...
Quote #34822
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...