Quote #26474
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30550
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
Quote #25070
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are...
Quote #4731
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #1146
The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. The Greeks were quite right there. Unless...
Quote #4100
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #29905
If you love large, you’ve got to hurt large. If you’ve got a lot...
Quote #17773
On his deathbed Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity...