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I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
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A wise old owl sat upon an oak The more he saw the less...
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You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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I never said most of the things I said.
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
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Do not pursue what is illusory – property and position all that is gained...
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Our hours in love have wings in absence, crutches.