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One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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Books are the way the dead talk to the living.
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Most people hew the battlements of life from compromise, erecting their impregnable keeps from...
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Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all,...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
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Stupid is a boundless concept.
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...