Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
Quote #28776
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #18020
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #33282
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #5609
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which...
Quote #27088
The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals.
Quote #12015
Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled...