Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #31138
In later life, as in earlier, only a few persons influence the formation of...
Quote #31266
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #12428
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its...
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #2145
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Quote #1558
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity:...
Quote #308
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...