Quote #26732
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #22674
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
Quote #2904
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to...
Quote #1980
The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.
Quote #22465
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
Quote #24575
Music is essentially useless, as life is but both have an ideal extension which...
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #21246
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #7942
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...