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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
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It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be...
Quote #11615
I intend to live forever or die trying.
Quote #6556
Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
Quote #30706
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man and ends as...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #1484
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #27187
There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...