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One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about...
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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It is not that the child lives in a world of imagination, but that...
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Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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A wise man first thinks and then speaks and a fool speaks first and...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...