Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #7721
His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...
Quote #22458
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
Quote #9338
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else....
Quote #1544
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #15415
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #25937
All of life’s great lessons present themselves again and again until mastered.
Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Quote #14495
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.