Quote #26297
Human beings are free except when humanity needs them.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be...
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The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
Quote #32239
However much you knock at nature’s door, she will never answer you in comprehensible...
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are...
Quote #10721
Every time you are not practicing someone else is.
Quote #15872
Much misconstruction and bitterness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he...